Tech geeks crack me up

I had a little trouble signing in to Blogger today, but the help link really was helpful. At the bottom of the page I found this (italics and bold mine):

Last resorts

• Restart your computer.
• Try a different computer.
• Try a different Internet connection.
• Take a deep breath -- the world isn't ending -- write us for help. Be sure to give us as much information as you can about your account and the problems you're experiencing.