02 November 2007

Dear Mr. Squirrelybob Nopants:

Please stop destroying my newly planted rosebush. Or I will stomp on every acorn in my yard so you have nothing left to bury and you will have to move to Bob's yard.

With sincere thanks and determination,
Your friendly neighbor who used to think you were so cute.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

wow...that's harsh.....poor Mr. Squirrelybob....uh Nopants? He doesn't have any pants...let the poor thing have a sprig or two to eat :)